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Wow! Wow wow wow!
Okay, enough of that, I
need to get going and review this
puppy. So let's start with the mode he
came packaged in.
Robot Mode:
Dude, it's Optimus
Primal. No stretches of the
imagination, no peering past translucent
blue plastic, trying desperately to imagine
what he should REALLY look like. Oh no
no no. This Buddha Monkey is ready for
action. They even got that odd curve
to his arms molded right, which I didn't
think was even possible to do. And
he's HEAVY. Remember how Supreme
Cheetor, much like Nightscream,
had the plastic quality of a thick pea
soup? This guy's so sturdy and thick
that if you hit someone over the head with
him you could kill them. Seriously,
this dude should be categorized as a lethal
weapon. Maybe that's one of the
reason's he wasn't initially released.
Biggest gripe, perhaps, is that his monkey
mode butt is plainly visible behind his head
-- so even with the newest and last Beast
Machines toy the trend of having a Maximal's
head come out of its ass is unbroken.
But, as Trae said, it can act as a
"head rest" in case he gets
tired... or something. I won't even
comment on that.
Ah, the sounds. This
is an interesting but potentially annoying
gimmick. To activate any sounds in any
mode you have to press his chest. A
soulful cry will emit, followed by the sound
of his *supposedly* pulsating spark.
Don't do anything and it'll go away after a
few seconds. But... go ahead, press
his head. He makes three sounds (all
with Gar(r)y Chalk's voice, of course): 1)
Some kind of sound to accompany an attack
or... something... 2) For some reason he
shouts "Maximize!" rather than
"I am transformed". 3) He cries,
in a really pleading tone "The Seeds of
the future lie buried in the past",
saying it in such as way as one might if no
one believed him.
Firing his "flying
power pizza" launcher while the sounds
are on, and he will emit some energy firing
sound. But the best one is if you
deploy his rockets. A rocket sound
fires up. And it doesn't go
away. All of the other sounds do, but
the only way to turn this off without
running down your battery is to press the
button that deployed the rockets
again. But that's not all. His
right arm, the one that doesn't swivel at
the elbow like the other one does, is home
to a gimmick that is much like Supreme
Cheetor's, only done far better. Pull
back on the upper arm and let go.
Primal will make a punching noise. I
know, pretty useless, but unlike Cheetor the
arm isn't COMPLETELY useless aside from
that. It actually holds a pos if you
bend it at the elbow. But the
shoulder? Not so much.
Transformation:
I don't normally talk
about this because I believe that if you A)
aren't smart enough to figure it out on your
own, or B) don't look at the instruction
booklet when your resourcefulness has failed
you, then you probably should own a
Transformer. But this guy has so many
little intricacies like the Beast Wars toys
of yore that I have to point out several
things to make your life easier.
1) The robot head only
swivels around one way, to the toy's
left. It only turns 90 degrees to the
right. Any farther and you'll break it
off.
2) The shoulder / forearm
pads don't just hang in the air -- there's a
small tab that hooks on to the forearm in
Beast Mode, or slides into a small divet in
the top of the shoulder in Robot Mode.
Of course, if you want to use his punch
gimmick or bend the arms in Beast Mode you
*do* have to detach this.
3) Like many Optimus
Primals of yore, the hips swivel around in
Beast Mode, but don't swivel the abdomen
section as well. This is on it's own
joint, but I don't know why since it stays
in place with the rest of the upper body in
either mode.
4) The chest pulls out and
flips around, which reminds me a lot of
those Battle Damage He-Man and Skeletor
figures that Mattel made all those years
ago. You can tell if you have it done
right of the Maximal symbol etched ever so
finely into the chest area is right side
up. Like the head, this too swivels
only one way.
5) Perhaps the most
interesting, but remains untested by
me. The intructions say to bend back
the upper body in Beast Mode. Now, if
you try to do this it feels like the toy
will snap in half, but I've been told by
many that if you grip the two halves of the
toy firmly and force it, there won't be a
problem and it'll get easier
afterwards. The only drawback is that
his robot mode head pops out of his
belly. I personally leave it where it
is.
Beast Mode:
There's no mistaking
it. He's definitely the Buddha
Monkey. There's lots of molded fur all
over that was plainly evident in his Robot
Mode, but I must admit to just realizing
something -- I've had this guy for two weeks
now and I just now noticed that the brown of
his organic furry parts and the brown of the
smoother robots parts are subtly different
shades. This in some small measure
makes up for the gross lack of paint on much
of the toy. The central torso area is
most evident of this when in this
mode. The whole thing is molded in a
strange beige that doesn't necessarily look
*bad*, but you know would look fine if
molded in the same brown as the rest of the
fur. Come to think of it, there are a
lot of color changes between this version of
the toy and the prototype, the hands being
one noticable example. Much of the
yellow was taken out, thankfully. He
would have reminded me too much of his Blast
Punch counterpart otherwise. Speaking
of which, the similarities between the two
are remarkable, but that dissertation could
fill an entire article (and in fact
eventually it may).
Conclusion:
He's the best supreme toy
ever made, but since there have only ever
been two this isn't too difficult of a thing
to claim. He is leaps and bound better
than Cheetor in every aspect. Gimmicks
were kept down, atriculation was better
represented. Size was well
utilized. Transformation is
surprisingly complex yet [mostly]
intuitive. Plastic quality is greatly
improved. In fact, the only
transparent / transluscent bits are in the
rotating chest piece and the forearms.
The darker plastic in the forearms
definitely make this trait barely noticable.
I like the effect. And the electronics
are a very nice touch, especially
considering they got Gar(r)y Chalk to
reprise his role one last time. And
the sounds are really crisp and clear,
something that I wasn't expecting for
electronics in a toy. Too bad the
quality suddenly drops for no apparent
reason in Armada, from what I hear.
But anyway, about THIS toy... It's
really heard to rate this guy. Compare
him to other Primal toys, and it's easy to
see he's one of the best. In fact, he
rivals Optimal Optimus in supremacy.
One of the big differences of course is that
this guy actually looks like a monkey.
That, and his colors aren't an
eyesore. And he's bigger.
Definitely a Supreme and not a Super.
The detailing is at *least* on par with
something I'd expect on this scale.
Little about this toy lets me down.
But he's not perfect, and therefore I can't
give him a ten.
I could have covered so
much more and bored you all to death, but
that's why there's more reviewers than just
me. I have to leave them SOMETHING to
talk about!
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