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I got this toy almost a year
ago at BotCon
2001 (and I'm glad I did, because I
never saw it in a single store near where I
live. Come to think of it, I never saw
it in any store ever), and I STILL haven't
reviewed it. Man, I was all excited
and stuff, too. What the hell is wrong
with me? Not to mention I still don't
have the BotCon 2001 Day 3 report up
yet. Anyway, moving along...
This Buddha Monkey is a
show accurate Buddha Monkey. He is a
bulky Buddha Monkey. He is a grossly
under-painted Buddha Monkey. I love
the mold. I love it to death.
All the details are there and the
transformation is neither insultingly simple
nor unnecessarily complex. He poses
well. He looks badass. He's just
terribly, terribly painted. Now, had I
known I wouldn't have found another one in a
store, I would have got a second right
away. That was the plan -- to paint
one and leave the other in the box or simply
just unpainted. This guy is covered in
yellow and it's really hard to get
over. Even the head is mostly yellow,
and I have no idea why. A rush
job? I don't know. But not even
this can mask his badassness.
Robot Mode: He's actually
taller than his TransMetal Mega counterpart,
and he's sturdier, too. He doesn't
have as many weapons -- just a missile that
shoots from the palm of his "Boastful
Fist". This is a really odd
gimmick -- you press the left shoulder pad,
and his forearm starts winding and
winding. You keep pumping the shoulder
until it won't go any more. Then you
press the spark crystal on the side of his
arm. The forearm part rotates ever so
slowly, making a REALLY loud gear-ish noise
as it winds, winds, winds, until finally the
fists pops out almost an entire inch and the
missile fires. Oh man, how I had fun
with that during BotCon. I'd point it
at Phil in the panel room as the arm winds
down to fire, doing Primal's voice.
"My Boastful Fist will finish
you. Um hold on" -- I pump it up
-- "hold on..." -- still pumping
-- "Okay, now hold still, this will
only take a moment..." -- winding
winding winding -- "Don't move" --
winding winding POP! Right in the
nose. Ah, what fun... Oh, and he
even has a neat little jet pack that pops
out of his back. Definitely my
favorite buy of the 'Con/
The transformation is a
little Cheetor-esque. You tuck in the
head, rotate the torso until the other head
pops out, then you open the chest to pull
the head out completely and close the chest
behind it. But it's so much less lame
here than it was in TransMetal
2 Cheetor, and less difficult or prone
to breaking than Beast
Machines Cheetor. The hands are
the most interesting. I can't even do
it justice in text, but the whole hand
mechanism is quite interesting and
compact. It's also possible to paint
the hand parts in both modes to be more
distinct like they should be. Same
with the feet. Same with most of the
toy. Paint. Anyway.
Beast Mode: Not entirely
in love with it, but it has the most
show-accurate Beast Mode head out of all
three Beast Machines Primal toys. Yes,
even Big Bad Buddha
Monkey Primal. Press a little blue
button on his head and he'll
"snarl". For some reason his
nose is red. It makes about as much
sense as the Supreme's pink butt.
Definitely something I'd paint, given the
chance. Really, I think the thing that
bugs me the most is the complete lack of
elbow articulation in his left arm and it's
near non-existence in the right. Oh
well. It's a small price to pay for a
show-accurate toy. What does a Buddha
Monkey need elbows for, anyhow?
"The
true key to victory lies
in the strength of the
mind, not the fist."
-- That's easy to say when you have THE
Boastful Fist!
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