| We always knew that Terrorsaur was a
Starscream wannabe. And this guy reminds me a LOT of
Terrorsaur while still being uniquely Starscream. Ooooh...
The fact that his Mini-Con is named Swindle is VERY
appropriate. Those who remember G1 know what I mean.
I got this guy on the way to BotCon,
and in many ways he was the last straw in a long line of things I
hated about this line. I've since come around, but in order
to document the process I underwent to get to a point of
acceptance with these toys, I should document this as if I still
hated it. Actually, I do still hate it some.
This was the first "Mega" I purchased,
but in actually he's worth of a Beast Wars Ultra.
Flexibility, like many other toys in this line, is almost
non-existent. He has Silverbolt's problem, which is that I
really wish the "backpack" area would fold down out of
the way. However, the way the missiles are designed this is
pretty much impossible, though if the hinge were where the hinges
for the missiles are, it could be feasible. Anyway...
He has the opposite leg problem that Megatron
does. Where Megatron's legs can't swivel back and forth,
Starscream's can't move laterally. The arms look really
strange because they are so long and skinny. The show
emulates this strangeness all too well.
The gimmicks are nice, however, and the sounds
are neat, but limited. Starscream's Mini-Con, Swindle, can
store under the cockpit and can be ejected by pushing the canopy
down (which also makes sounds). Regardless, the things I
don't like about this toy are the things I don't like about Ultra
Jetstorm. On a much smaller toy these features and
transformation would be godly, but at this size it feels like a
slap in the face compared to the cool big guys we've gotten
before.
BUT, as is the case with many toys in this line,
he looks really cool. Detailing is superb. There are a
lot of physical features that remind me of Starscream, but many
that don't remind me enough of Starscream. There's no blue,
for example, but it can be overlooked. In fact, now that I
realize it, he DOES remind me of *a* certain Starscream. You
know Pretender Starscream that was later released as part of the
Legends thing? Well, this guy's transformation is about as
simple. Guh. Still, he is very detailed, and it's a
shame that these details didn't carry over into the show better.
Ah, one more thing. The holes in the hands
are very large, and the hands themselves are very small. The
result is a section of plastic that is very thin that develops a
pretty bad stress mark when you put his wing / sword into
it. As a result, I never use this feature.
My conclusion about the Autobots and Decepticons
is this... In this toy line the Mini-Cons are the actual
toys being pushed. Call it inspired by Pokémon or Digimon,
or whatever. It's true. The larger robots are like
very detailed backgrounds on a movie set. At a distance they
seem wonderful and great because you are being distracted by the
smaller guys, but if you peer closely enough you discover what all
of the very simply tricks are and you end up disappointed.
It's like when you see Superman: The Movie for the first time as a
kid, and are disappointed to find out that Christopher Reeve
didn't actually fly, but that he was being shown against a
blue-screen. Smoke and mirrors. It's that the Autobots
and Decepticons are slightly out of focus that we accept them at
first glance. This *could* be a fascinating aspect of the
show, but the toys? Eh...
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